Gryffindor, represent.

I am an unapologetic Harry Potter fangirl. I have a total penchant for Cosplay, and soon as I found these socks, I knew my rollergirl alter-ego had to have a pair. They’re so comfy and well-made, and the price is totally unbeatable. I especially like how you can sport your house colors unobtrusively with a cute skirt and top. Gryffindor, stand up!

You might mistake me for a player or pimp…

… been hit with a few shells, but I don’t walk with a limp.

I must have laughed for fifteen frickin’ minutes when I saw this shirt.  The thuggy reference and the silly font and images are just so damn cute.

You might mistake me for a player or pimp…

… been hit with a few shells, but I don’t walk with a limp.

I must have laughed for fifteen frickin’ minutes when I saw this shirt.  The thuggy reference and the silly font and images are just so damn cute.

Brooklyn Double Dutch BRINGS it!

I attended the awesome, edge-of-your seat Bronx v. Queens bout at Hunter College last night. The girls were on, and the bout was crazy! Bronx eeeked out a win in the very last few minutes, largely down to Beyonslay’s awesome blocking skillz. And Suzy Hotrod’s speed skating was unreal.

This time, the halftime show was super cool. Brooklyn Double Dutch had me and my gay riveted with their performance. I can’t find a vid anywhere, but they were fierce! Check ‘em out if you can, because they really are the rockingest. And now I need some oldschool athletic shorts.

Like the stuff they used to sell at Dairy Barn, but better!

I have a very, very serious addiction to ice cream.  In all honestly, it must make up 20-25% of what I consume.  This new range of New York ice creams has some awesome looking flavors and decent ingredients.  I’m especially intrigued by Staten Island Landfill:

Staten Island: LANDFILL
This ice cream has everything but the kitchen sink! Throughout the vanilla ice cream you’ll find bordeaux cherries, chocolate crunchies, brownie chunks, and a serious fudge swirl.

Knuckle Sandwich Satchel

My love for accessories with edge is common knowledge by now.  Whether or not this comes from my razorblade and black nail polish sporting grandma remains to be seen.  I just fell in love with this wicked and simple red purse with a brass knuckle style handle.  C’mon, shove me on the subway now… bitch.

God, there has gotta be a portmanteau in here *somewhere*!

Anyone who knows me knows I’ve got a soft spot for two musicians- Jay-Z (Brooklyn, stand up!) and Jack White. I was so excited to find this mash-up. And, like anything mixed with Jay-Zeezy, it works!

Via MyNinjaPlease.

Encore v. Doorbell

Princesses are pansies, I’m Queen Bitch

I’ve always loved how Lil’ Kim revels in the title of Queen Bitch, and Queen Latifah never went by the apologetic “Princess Latifah”- Queens are the ones to order people’s heads off.  I really want one of these custom crown rings, but I’m totally at a loss to the engraved part.  Either way, the rustic look and stamping are totally awesome.

Princesses are pansies, I’m Queen Bitch

I’ve always loved how Lil’ Kim revels in the title of Queen Bitch, and Queen Latifah never went by the apologetic “Princess Latifah”- Queens are the ones to order people’s heads off.  I really want one of these custom crown rings, but I’m totally at a loss to the engraved part.  Either way, the rustic look and stamping are totally awesome.

Useless and cute

I used to be a freelancer for MAC and Urban Decay. UD was far more pleasant to work for, no inherent attitude and still with the cute aprons. Of all the things I miss about doing makeup, the brush apron is what I miss the most. But how can one use this thing practically? Who cares- it’s adorable.

Lazy ass pants.

I have been strangely intrigued by these pants since my GMail pitched them to me a few weeks ago.  I can’t tell if they’re cutely casual or just lazy looking but I think I have to have a pair.  Does anyone else hate zippers and buttons?

Delicate and Strange

I love this super-delicate but slightly edgy pendant from CutXPaste.  It *is* a bone after all.  The clean, simple design and easily recogizable shape would look so sweet and pretty with a v-neck.

Space Toaster

Via Consumating.

While not naughty or sinful, I believe this awesome 50’s toaster radio- yes, toaster radio- deserves a mention. I didn’t actually know I needed a toaster radio, but now I’m convinced I can’t live without it. It’s like, counter candy!

An apron that can only be described as burlesque…

Aprons are generally dowdy things, yet in my experience, most bad girls love being in the kitchen.  They’re currently out of stock at Pin-up Girl, but I definitely wanna snag one for my next dinner party.  I will, of course, wear clothes with it, but how hot is this pic?

An apron that can only be described as burlesque…

Aprons are generally dowdy things, yet in my experience, most bad girls love being in the kitchen.  They’re currently out of stock at Pin-up Girl, but I definitely wanna snag one for my next dinner party.  I will, of course, wear clothes with it, but how hot is this pic?

Pwned!

I have the matching necklace, but this bracelet is such a nice, delicate (yes, delicate) combo of silver wrist candy and bondage.  I must have one now.  At $12, it’s a little bit of a steal, as well.

Sexy… yogurt?

I have talked everyone I know in real life and the internets to death about this damn yogurt.  I never liked yogurt.  It was like gelatinous, tastless, chalky goo sent to punish those of us with ass-jiggle for daring to want dairy.  But then Fage Total became unavailable at Trader Joe’s and the provocative signage piqued my curiousity.  Since I got my paws on it, I’ve been addicted.  It’s a little pricier than regular yogurt, but at 1.79, it ain’t gonna bankrupt anyone.  And it’s not even close to skim, so health nuts can suck it.

Sexy… yogurt?

I have talked everyone I know in real life and the internets to death about this damn yogurt.  I never liked yogurt.  It was like gelatinous, tastless, chalky goo sent to punish those of us with ass-jiggle for daring to want dairy.  But then Fage Total became unavailable at Trader Joe’s and the provocative signage piqued my curiousity.  Since I got my paws on it, I’ve been addicted.  It’s a little pricier than regular yogurt, but at 1.79, it ain’t gonna bankrupt anyone.  And it’s not even close to skim, so health nuts can suck it.

Make your own bitchy t-shirt

I have always abhored shirts with legends like “I Taught Your Boyfriend That Thing You Like”- besides violating the girlcode, they’re often hideous and poorly fitting.  I’ve spent hours playing with Spreadshirt and the results are always better and cheaper than anything you’ll find at Mandee or T-Shirt Hell.  Stencilry is an excellent resource for shirt-building here, too, but the stock designs are way cool.

Fancy Pants.

It happens.  Five Midori Sours and countless shots of baby Guinness and you’re arse-over-tit on Broadway.  Spare yourself part of the embarrassment with a “I meant to do that” pair of the ridiculously named Rhumba Panties.  If nothing else, they’re not gonna give you a killer wedgie.

I could eat lunch off your ass, y’know.

I love the juxtaposition of naughtiness and benign items.  Like plates.  My fetish for household accessories and my love of 50s Pin-ups have made me a sucker for this risque dinnerware.  They just scream afternoon tea.  With benefits.

I could eat lunch off your ass, y’know.

I love the juxtaposition of naughtiness and benign items.  Like plates.  My fetish for household accessories and my love of 50s Pin-ups have made me a sucker for this risque dinnerware.  They just scream afternoon tea.  With benefits.

The only black eyeliner you will ever need.

I came around to eyeliner quite late- I was freelancing for MAC and it became something I had to do.  I instantly fell in love with a sharply, thinly kohl-lined eye.  My basic look became pale gold shadow with kohl.  I have messed around with every kohl under the sun, and I have never found better than Rimmel Soft Kohl Kajal in Jet Black.  Sure, it smudges a little, but any moron knows if you have eyeliner, you don’t fucking rub your eyes.  Besides, eye products with intentional staying powder always sting like a bastard.  Honestly, best eye pencil ever.

kohl

(Insert love hurts pun here)

I have been lusting after this sexxxxy necklace since I saw it on the surly chick at Gorilla a few months ago. The contrast of the matte-ified razor and the delicate little heart just slays me. And to me, it just says break my heart and I’ll put your balls in a vice.

An esoteric cigarette?

Nothing says cooler than you like foreign cigarettes.  I never smoked until I got divorced, and when the stress wore me down, a long-burning, sweet-smelling clove made it somewhat better.  I’ve tried regular smokes, but I remain loyal to my beloved Djarum Specials.  One caveat, people do stop you to ask what you’re smoking.  A small price to pay for peace.

I’m the fairest… bitch.

I’m totally digging this cheap mirror set from CB2. Indulge your vain impulses and adorn your walls. I love multi-tasking.

I’m the fairest… bitch.

I’m totally digging this cheap mirror set from CB2. Indulge your vain impulses and adorn your walls. I love multi-tasking.

Pimp my Skate-Club

Sweet Action Skate Club has a lot of fans for a little skate club.  And why wouldn’t we- who doesn’t love kick-ass girls who skate in the park in knee socks?  (Or, if it’s me, cower alongside promising to move sometime soon.  Hey, I dress.)

Show your love for strong women by snagging some SASC gear here.

Addicted to Dainties

I just loooove anything frilly and uncomfortable looking that isn’t a thong. Thongs, to me, go against all that is sexy- not only do they create the world’s most unflattering line, but they remind me of the cheesy girls I went to high-school with rocking over-tans and dark lipliner. Just gross. Avoid that kinda cliche with some sexy-ass ruffle garters. Word.

Oh, the funny.

This made me laugh way more than necessary.  To the left is the note, to the right is the response.  Courtesy passive-aggressive notes from roommates, neighbors, coworkers and strangers.