You say I’m foolish, I only talk about jewels…

But as you can see, I have a weakness for cheap necklaces. And I work right above fucking girlprops, so half of my paycheck could just be sent to them for baubles. I had to have this big and sexy rockabilly crowned heart. And since there’s no going subtle, I got it [...]

You say I’m foolish, I only talk about jewels…

But as you can see, I have a weakness for cheap necklaces. And I work right above fucking girlprops, so half of my paycheck could just be sent to them for baubles. I had to have this big and sexy rockabilly crowned heart. And since there’s no going subtle, I got it [...]

Nameplates are not trashy.

Well, maybe just a little. I grew up on Long Island, where every girl of Italian descent is issued at least one before the age of 13. I endured constant ribbing for my tackiness, until stupid Carrie Bradshaw co-opted the least co-optible fashion trend ever. I really dig the cool disco style [...]

I bought the Hedonism Handbook, but I was too busy getting drunk and sleeping to read it.

I have to confess, I don’t actually own this book. But I love the concept of a handbook on hedonism. I can’t think of a subject more worthy of study.