Gryffindor, represent.

I am an unapologetic Harry Potter fangirl. I have a total penchant for Cosplay, and soon as I found these socks, I knew my rollergirl alter-ego had to have a pair. They’re so comfy and well-made, and the price is totally unbeatable. I especially like how you can sport your house colors [...]

You might mistake me for a player or pimp…

… been hit with a few shells, but I don’t walk with a limp.
I must have laughed for fifteen frickin’ minutes when I saw this shirt.  The thuggy reference and the silly font and images are just so damn cute.

You might mistake me for a player or pimp…

… been hit with a few shells, but I don’t walk with a limp.
I must have laughed for fifteen frickin’ minutes when I saw this shirt.  The thuggy reference and the silly font and images are just so damn cute.

Brooklyn Double Dutch BRINGS it!

I attended the awesome, edge-of-your seat Bronx v. Queens bout at Hunter College last night. The girls were on, and the bout was crazy! Bronx eeeked out a win in the very last few minutes, largely down to Beyonslay’s awesome blocking skillz. And Suzy Hotrod’s speed skating was unreal.
This time, the halftime [...]

Like the stuff they used to sell at Dairy Barn, but better!

I have a very, very serious addiction to ice cream.  In all honestly, it must make up 20-25% of what I consume.  This new range of New York ice creams has some awesome looking flavors and decent ingredients.  I’m especially intrigued by Staten Island Landfill:
Staten [...]

Knuckle Sandwich Satchel

My love for accessories with edge is common knowledge by now.  Whether or not this comes from my razorblade and black nail polish sporting grandma remains to be seen.  I just fell in love with this wicked and simple red purse with a brass knuckle style handle.  C’mon, shove me on the subway now… bitch.

God, there has gotta be a portmanteau in here *somewhere*!

Anyone who knows me knows I’ve got a soft spot for two musicians- Jay-Z (Brooklyn, stand up!) and Jack White. I was so excited to find this mash-up. And, like anything mixed with Jay-Zeezy, it works!
Via MyNinjaPlease.
Encore v. Doorbell

Princesses are pansies, I’m Queen Bitch

I’ve always loved how Lil’ Kim revels in the title of Queen Bitch, and Queen Latifah never went by the apologetic “Princess Latifah”- Queens are the ones to order people’s heads off.  I really want one of these custom crown rings, but I’m totally at a loss to the engraved part.  Either way, the rustic [...]

Princesses are pansies, I’m Queen Bitch

I’ve always loved how Lil’ Kim revels in the title of Queen Bitch, and Queen Latifah never went by the apologetic “Princess Latifah”- Queens are the ones to order people’s heads off.  I really want one of these custom crown rings, but I’m totally at a loss to the engraved part.  Either way, the rustic [...]

Useless and cute

I used to be a freelancer for MAC and Urban Decay. UD was far more pleasant to work for, no inherent attitude and still with the cute aprons. Of all the things I miss about doing makeup, the brush apron is what I miss the most. But how can one use this [...]

Lazy ass pants.

I have been strangely intrigued by these pants since my GMail pitched them to me a few weeks ago.  I can’t tell if they’re cutely casual or just lazy looking but I think I have to have a pair.  Does anyone else hate zippers and buttons?

Delicate and Strange

I love this super-delicate but slightly edgy pendant from CutXPaste.  It *is* a bone after all.  The clean, simple design and easily recogizable shape would look so sweet and pretty with a v-neck.

Space Toaster

Via Consumating.
While not naughty or sinful, I believe this awesome 50’s toaster radio- yes, toaster radio- deserves a mention. I didn’t actually know I needed a toaster radio, but now I’m convinced I can’t live without it. It’s like, counter candy!

An apron that can only be described as burlesque…

Aprons are generally dowdy things, yet in my experience, most bad girls love being in the kitchen.  They’re currently out of stock at Pin-up Girl, but I definitely wanna snag one for my next dinner party.  I will, of course, wear clothes with it, but how hot is this pic?

An apron that can only be described as burlesque…

Aprons are generally dowdy things, yet in my experience, most bad girls love being in the kitchen.  They’re currently out of stock at Pin-up Girl, but I definitely wanna snag one for my next dinner party.  I will, of course, wear clothes with it, but how hot is this pic?

Pwned!

I have the matching necklace, but this bracelet is such a nice, delicate (yes, delicate) combo of silver wrist candy and bondage.  I must have one now.  At $12, it’s a little bit of a steal, as well.

Sexy… yogurt?

I have talked everyone I know in real life and the internets to death about this damn yogurt.  I never liked yogurt.  It was like gelatinous, tastless, chalky goo sent to punish those of us with ass-jiggle for daring to want dairy.  But then Fage Total became unavailable at Trader Joe’s and the provocative signage [...]

Sexy… yogurt?

I have talked everyone I know in real life and the internets to death about this damn yogurt.  I never liked yogurt.  It was like gelatinous, tastless, chalky goo sent to punish those of us with ass-jiggle for daring to want dairy.  But then Fage Total became unavailable at Trader Joe’s and the provocative signage [...]

Make your own bitchy t-shirt

I have always abhored shirts with legends like “I Taught Your Boyfriend That Thing You Like”- besides violating the girlcode, they’re often hideous and poorly fitting.  I’ve spent hours playing with Spreadshirt and the results are always better and cheaper than anything you’ll find at Mandee or T-Shirt Hell.  Stencilry is an excellent resource for [...]

Fancy Pants.

It happens.  Five Midori Sours and countless shots of baby Guinness and you’re arse-over-tit on Broadway.  Spare yourself part of the embarrassment with a “I meant to do that” pair of the ridiculously named Rhumba Panties.  If nothing else, they’re not gonna give you a killer wedgie.

I could eat lunch off your ass, y’know.

I love the juxtaposition of naughtiness and benign items.  Like plates.  My fetish for household accessories and my love of 50s Pin-ups have made me a sucker for this risque dinnerware.  They just scream afternoon tea.  With benefits.

I could eat lunch off your ass, y’know.

I love the juxtaposition of naughtiness and benign items.  Like plates.  My fetish for household accessories and my love of 50s Pin-ups have made me a sucker for this risque dinnerware.  They just scream afternoon tea.  With benefits.

The only black eyeliner you will ever need.

I came around to eyeliner quite late- I was freelancing for MAC and it became something I had to do.  I instantly fell in love with a sharply, thinly kohl-lined eye.  My basic look became pale gold shadow with kohl.  I have messed around with every kohl under the sun, and I have never found [...]

(Insert love hurts pun here)

I have been lusting after this sexxxxy necklace since I saw it on the surly chick at Gorilla a few months ago. The contrast of the matte-ified razor and the delicate little heart just slays me. And to me, it just says break my heart and I’ll put your balls in a vice.

An esoteric cigarette?

Nothing says cooler than you like foreign cigarettes.  I never smoked until I got divorced, and when the stress wore me down, a long-burning, sweet-smelling clove made it somewhat better.  I’ve tried regular smokes, but I remain loyal to my beloved Djarum Specials.  One caveat, people do stop you to ask what you’re smoking.  A [...]