I am an unapologetic Harry Potter fangirl. I have a total penchant for Cosplay, and soon as I found these socks, I knew my rollergirl alter-ego had to have a pair. They’re so comfy and well-made, and the price is totally unbeatable. I especially like how you can sport your house colors [...]
Knuckle Sandwich Satchel
My love for accessories with edge is common knowledge by now. Whether or not this comes from my razorblade and black nail polish sporting grandma remains to be seen. I just fell in love with this wicked and simple red purse with a brass knuckle style handle. C’mon, shove me on the subway now… bitch.
Princesses are pansies, I’m Queen Bitch
I’ve always loved how Lil’ Kim revels in the title of Queen Bitch, and Queen Latifah never went by the apologetic “Princess Latifah”- Queens are the ones to order people’s heads off. I really want one of these custom crown rings, but I’m totally at a loss to the engraved part. Either way, the rustic [...]
Princesses are pansies, I’m Queen Bitch
I’ve always loved how Lil’ Kim revels in the title of Queen Bitch, and Queen Latifah never went by the apologetic “Princess Latifah”- Queens are the ones to order people’s heads off. I really want one of these custom crown rings, but I’m totally at a loss to the engraved part. Either way, the rustic [...]
Useless and cute
I used to be a freelancer for MAC and Urban Decay. UD was far more pleasant to work for, no inherent attitude and still with the cute aprons. Of all the things I miss about doing makeup, the brush apron is what I miss the most. But how can one use this [...]
Delicate and Strange
I love this super-delicate but slightly edgy pendant from CutXPaste. It *is* a bone after all. The clean, simple design and easily recogizable shape would look so sweet and pretty with a v-neck.
Pwned!
I have the matching necklace, but this bracelet is such a nice, delicate (yes, delicate) combo of silver wrist candy and bondage. I must have one now. At $12, it’s a little bit of a steal, as well.
Fancy Pants.
It happens. Five Midori Sours and countless shots of baby Guinness and you’re arse-over-tit on Broadway. Spare yourself part of the embarrassment with a “I meant to do that” pair of the ridiculously named Rhumba Panties. If nothing else, they’re not gonna give you a killer wedgie.
(Insert love hurts pun here)
I have been lusting after this sexxxxy necklace since I saw it on the surly chick at Gorilla a few months ago. The contrast of the matte-ified razor and the delicate little heart just slays me. And to me, it just says break my heart and I’ll put your balls in a vice.
An esoteric cigarette?
Nothing says cooler than you like foreign cigarettes. I never smoked until I got divorced, and when the stress wore me down, a long-burning, sweet-smelling clove made it somewhat better. I’ve tried regular smokes, but I remain loyal to my beloved Djarum Specials. One caveat, people do stop you to ask what you’re smoking. A [...]
Pimp my Skate-Club
Sweet Action Skate Club has a lot of fans for a little skate club. And why wouldn’t we- who doesn’t love kick-ass girls who skate in the park in knee socks? (Or, if it’s me, cower alongside promising to move sometime soon. Hey, I dress.)
Show your love for strong women by snagging some SASC gear [...]
Addicted to Dainties
I just loooove anything frilly and uncomfortable looking that isn’t a thong. Thongs, to me, go against all that is sexy- not only do they create the world’s most unflattering line, but they remind me of the cheesy girls I went to high-school with rocking over-tans and dark lipliner. Just gross. Avoid [...]
In Soviet Russia, vodka hides you.
I’m not even going to dig deeper and drag out a “Communist Par-tay” joke, but I love the retro feel of this steel flask. Seems like a good gift for a boyfriend, but I’d stash this in my purse any day of the week. Maybe every day of the week.
You say I’m foolish, I only talk about jewels…
But as you can see, I have a weakness for cheap necklaces. And I work right above fucking girlprops, so half of my paycheck could just be sent to them for baubles. I had to have this big and sexy rockabilly crowned heart. And since there’s no going subtle, I got it [...]
You say I’m foolish, I only talk about jewels…
But as you can see, I have a weakness for cheap necklaces. And I work right above fucking girlprops, so half of my paycheck could just be sent to them for baubles. I had to have this big and sexy rockabilly crowned heart. And since there’s no going subtle, I got it [...]
Nameplates are not trashy.
Well, maybe just a little. I grew up on Long Island, where every girl of Italian descent is issued at least one before the age of 13. I endured constant ribbing for my tackiness, until stupid Carrie Bradshaw co-opted the least co-optible fashion trend ever. I really dig the cool disco style [...]
