I am an unapologetic Harry Potter fangirl. I have a total penchant for Cosplay, and soon as I found these socks, I knew my rollergirl alter-ego had to have a pair. They’re so comfy and well-made, and the price is totally unbeatable. I especially like how you can sport your house colors [...]
You might mistake me for a player or pimp…
… been hit with a few shells, but I don’t walk with a limp.
I must have laughed for fifteen frickin’ minutes when I saw this shirt. The thuggy reference and the silly font and images are just so damn cute.
You might mistake me for a player or pimp…
… been hit with a few shells, but I don’t walk with a limp.
I must have laughed for fifteen frickin’ minutes when I saw this shirt. The thuggy reference and the silly font and images are just so damn cute.
Lazy ass pants.
I have been strangely intrigued by these pants since my GMail pitched them to me a few weeks ago. I can’t tell if they’re cutely casual or just lazy looking but I think I have to have a pair. Does anyone else hate zippers and buttons?
Space Toaster
Via Consumating.
While not naughty or sinful, I believe this awesome 50’s toaster radio- yes, toaster radio- deserves a mention. I didn’t actually know I needed a toaster radio, but now I’m convinced I can’t live without it. It’s like, counter candy!
Pwned!
I have the matching necklace, but this bracelet is such a nice, delicate (yes, delicate) combo of silver wrist candy and bondage. I must have one now. At $12, it’s a little bit of a steal, as well.
The only black eyeliner you will ever need.
I came around to eyeliner quite late- I was freelancing for MAC and it became something I had to do. I instantly fell in love with a sharply, thinly kohl-lined eye. My basic look became pale gold shadow with kohl. I have messed around with every kohl under the sun, and I have never found [...]
I’m the fairest… bitch.
I’m totally digging this cheap mirror set from CB2. Indulge your vain impulses and adorn your walls. I love multi-tasking.
I’m the fairest… bitch.
I’m totally digging this cheap mirror set from CB2. Indulge your vain impulses and adorn your walls. I love multi-tasking.
Addicted to Dainties
I just loooove anything frilly and uncomfortable looking that isn’t a thong. Thongs, to me, go against all that is sexy- not only do they create the world’s most unflattering line, but they remind me of the cheesy girls I went to high-school with rocking over-tans and dark lipliner. Just gross. Avoid [...]
In Soviet Russia, vodka hides you.
I’m not even going to dig deeper and drag out a “Communist Par-tay” joke, but I love the retro feel of this steel flask. Seems like a good gift for a boyfriend, but I’d stash this in my purse any day of the week. Maybe every day of the week.
You say I’m foolish, I only talk about jewels…
But as you can see, I have a weakness for cheap necklaces. And I work right above fucking girlprops, so half of my paycheck could just be sent to them for baubles. I had to have this big and sexy rockabilly crowned heart. And since there’s no going subtle, I got it [...]
You say I’m foolish, I only talk about jewels…
But as you can see, I have a weakness for cheap necklaces. And I work right above fucking girlprops, so half of my paycheck could just be sent to them for baubles. I had to have this big and sexy rockabilly crowned heart. And since there’s no going subtle, I got it [...]
Is this bed naughty, or is it nice?
Virginal white poster bed with delicate curves. But it’s a poster bed. We all know what happens in poster beds. It’s dead cheap, too.
Pimp My Soymilk
It sucks not having an ice cube maker. I was pampered growing up with constantly available ice, but have yet to snag a cube since I got married and divorced and was relegated to those horrible ghetto trays. I have to grudgingly admit to adoring these blingy cube makers, though- makes using homemade [...]
Rocket fuel maker?
I drink a 5-shot espresso every morning. I really do. And I must endure the stale jokes like, “enjoy your flight!” by the pansy asses ordering a Chaiachino or some shit. I am intrigued by this nifty gadget that seems to magically produce four shots of espresso at once. Because, who [...]
Licky skin soap…
I’m a sucker for indie body products. I’ve been entranced by The Bubble Roome since I discovered it. I love their espresso soap and their body butters look divine. But I’ve always subscribed to the theory that men are attracted by foodie smells, and this oatmeal soap looks just delicious.
Licky skin soap…
I’m a sucker for indie body products. I’ve been entranced by The Bubble Roome since I discovered it. I love their espresso soap and their body butters look divine. But I’ve always subscribed to the theory that men are attracted by foodie smells, and this oatmeal soap looks just delicious.
Fuck with your co-workers!
Scary stapler will eat you!
