In Soviet Russia, vodka hides you.

I’m not even going to dig deeper and drag out a “Communist Par-tay” joke, but I love the retro feel of this steel flask. Seems like a good gift for a boyfriend, but I’d stash this in my purse any day of the week. Maybe every day of the week.

Pimp My Soymilk

It sucks not having an ice cube maker. I was pampered growing up with constantly available ice, but have yet to snag a cube since I got married and divorced and was relegated to those horrible ghetto trays. I have to grudgingly admit to adoring these blingy cube makers, though- makes using homemade [...]

Rocket fuel maker?

I drink a 5-shot espresso every morning. I really do. And I must endure the stale jokes like, “enjoy your flight!” by the pansy asses ordering a Chaiachino or some shit. I am intrigued by this nifty gadget that seems to magically produce four shots of espresso at once. Because, who [...]

Atomic Cocktail Shaker

It’s so easy to amass lots of useless kitchen gadgetry. You picture yourself dehydrating yams and never wasting money on buying lunch again, and then it’s just another thing you don’t dust. It sits there reflecting your laziness and kitchen failures at you until you unload it at a garage sale or pawn [...]