You might mistake me for a player or pimp…

… been hit with a few shells, but I don’t walk with a limp.
I must have laughed for fifteen frickin’ minutes when I saw this shirt.  The thuggy reference and the silly font and images are just so damn cute.

You might mistake me for a player or pimp…

… been hit with a few shells, but I don’t walk with a limp.
I must have laughed for fifteen frickin’ minutes when I saw this shirt.  The thuggy reference and the silly font and images are just so damn cute.

God, there has gotta be a portmanteau in here *somewhere*!

Anyone who knows me knows I’ve got a soft spot for two musicians- Jay-Z (Brooklyn, stand up!) and Jack White. I was so excited to find this mash-up. And, like anything mixed with Jay-Zeezy, it works!
Via MyNinjaPlease.
Encore v. Doorbell

Oh, the funny.

This made me laugh way more than necessary.  To the left is the note, to the right is the response.  Courtesy passive-aggressive notes from roommates, neighbors, coworkers and strangers.

I bought the Hedonism Handbook, but I was too busy getting drunk and sleeping to read it.

I have to confess, I don’t actually own this book. But I love the concept of a handbook on hedonism. I can’t think of a subject more worthy of study.

Gacked from XKCD

I love Geek Love. Found this comic and couldn’t resist sharing because it’s exactly the kind of dorky internet love bollocksology I’d come out with…

Fuck with your co-workers!

Scary stapler will eat you!