Via Consumating.
While not naughty or sinful, I believe this awesome 50’s toaster radio- yes, toaster radio- deserves a mention. I didn’t actually know I needed a toaster radio, but now I’m convinced I can’t live without it. It’s like, counter candy!
Space Toaster
An apron that can only be described as burlesque…
Aprons are generally dowdy things, yet in my experience, most bad girls love being in the kitchen. They’re currently out of stock at Pin-up Girl, but I definitely wanna snag one for my next dinner party. I will, of course, wear clothes with it, but how hot is this pic?
An apron that can only be described as burlesque…
Aprons are generally dowdy things, yet in my experience, most bad girls love being in the kitchen. They’re currently out of stock at Pin-up Girl, but I definitely wanna snag one for my next dinner party. I will, of course, wear clothes with it, but how hot is this pic?
Sexy… yogurt?
I have talked everyone I know in real life and the internets to death about this damn yogurt. I never liked yogurt. It was like gelatinous, tastless, chalky goo sent to punish those of us with ass-jiggle for daring to want dairy. But then Fage Total became unavailable at Trader Joe’s and the provocative signage [...]
Sexy… yogurt?
I have talked everyone I know in real life and the internets to death about this damn yogurt. I never liked yogurt. It was like gelatinous, tastless, chalky goo sent to punish those of us with ass-jiggle for daring to want dairy. But then Fage Total became unavailable at Trader Joe’s and the provocative signage [...]
I could eat lunch off your ass, y’know.
I love the juxtaposition of naughtiness and benign items. Like plates. My fetish for household accessories and my love of 50s Pin-ups have made me a sucker for this risque dinnerware. They just scream afternoon tea. With benefits.
I could eat lunch off your ass, y’know.
I love the juxtaposition of naughtiness and benign items. Like plates. My fetish for household accessories and my love of 50s Pin-ups have made me a sucker for this risque dinnerware. They just scream afternoon tea. With benefits.
I’m the fairest… bitch.
I’m totally digging this cheap mirror set from CB2. Indulge your vain impulses and adorn your walls. I love multi-tasking.
I’m the fairest… bitch.
I’m totally digging this cheap mirror set from CB2. Indulge your vain impulses and adorn your walls. I love multi-tasking.
In Soviet Russia, vodka hides you.
I’m not even going to dig deeper and drag out a “Communist Par-tay” joke, but I love the retro feel of this steel flask. Seems like a good gift for a boyfriend, but I’d stash this in my purse any day of the week. Maybe every day of the week.
Is this bed naughty, or is it nice?
Virginal white poster bed with delicate curves. But it’s a poster bed. We all know what happens in poster beds. It’s dead cheap, too.
Pimp My Soymilk
It sucks not having an ice cube maker. I was pampered growing up with constantly available ice, but have yet to snag a cube since I got married and divorced and was relegated to those horrible ghetto trays. I have to grudgingly admit to adoring these blingy cube makers, though- makes using homemade [...]
Rocket fuel maker?
I drink a 5-shot espresso every morning. I really do. And I must endure the stale jokes like, “enjoy your flight!” by the pansy asses ordering a Chaiachino or some shit. I am intrigued by this nifty gadget that seems to magically produce four shots of espresso at once. Because, who [...]
Atomic Cocktail Shaker
It’s so easy to amass lots of useless kitchen gadgetry. You picture yourself dehydrating yams and never wasting money on buying lunch again, and then it’s just another thing you don’t dust. It sits there reflecting your laziness and kitchen failures at you until you unload it at a garage sale or pawn [...]
When the bough breaks?
Living in Brooklyn means limited space and all your money basically going to rent for the privilege of living in a closet. If I had a house is Wisconsin or Wyoming, I would totally purchase this super romantic and whimsical bed and still have room left over for like, a dresser or something.
Tree Bed, [...]
