Brooklyn Double Dutch BRINGS it!

I attended the awesome, edge-of-your seat Bronx v. Queens bout at Hunter College last night. The girls were on, and the bout was crazy! Bronx eeeked out a win in the very last few minutes, largely down to Beyonslay’s awesome blocking skillz. And Suzy Hotrod’s speed skating was unreal.
This time, the halftime [...]

Fancy Pants.

It happens.  Five Midori Sours and countless shots of baby Guinness and you’re arse-over-tit on Broadway.  Spare yourself part of the embarrassment with a “I meant to do that” pair of the ridiculously named Rhumba Panties.  If nothing else, they’re not gonna give you a killer wedgie.

(Insert love hurts pun here)

I have been lusting after this sexxxxy necklace since I saw it on the surly chick at Gorilla a few months ago. The contrast of the matte-ified razor and the delicate little heart just slays me. And to me, it just says break my heart and I’ll put your balls in a vice.

Pimp my Skate-Club

Sweet Action Skate Club has a lot of fans for a little skate club.  And why wouldn’t we- who doesn’t love kick-ass girls who skate in the park in knee socks?  (Or, if it’s me, cower alongside promising to move sometime soon.  Hey, I dress.)
Show your love for strong women by snagging some SASC gear [...]

Is this bed naughty, or is it nice?

Virginal white poster bed with delicate curves. But it’s a poster bed. We all know what happens in poster beds. It’s dead cheap, too.

Gacked from XKCD

I love Geek Love. Found this comic and couldn’t resist sharing because it’s exactly the kind of dorky internet love bollocksology I’d come out with…