I attended the awesome, edge-of-your seat Bronx v. Queens bout at Hunter College last night. The girls were on, and the bout was crazy! Bronx eeeked out a win in the very last few minutes, largely down to Beyonslay’s awesome blocking skillz. And Suzy Hotrod’s speed skating was unreal.
This time, the halftime [...]
Brooklyn Double Dutch BRINGS it!
Knuckle Sandwich Satchel
My love for accessories with edge is common knowledge by now. Whether or not this comes from my razorblade and black nail polish sporting grandma remains to be seen. I just fell in love with this wicked and simple red purse with a brass knuckle style handle. C’mon, shove me on the subway now… bitch.
Princesses are pansies, I’m Queen Bitch
I’ve always loved how Lil’ Kim revels in the title of Queen Bitch, and Queen Latifah never went by the apologetic “Princess Latifah”- Queens are the ones to order people’s heads off. I really want one of these custom crown rings, but I’m totally at a loss to the engraved part. Either way, the rustic [...]
Princesses are pansies, I’m Queen Bitch
I’ve always loved how Lil’ Kim revels in the title of Queen Bitch, and Queen Latifah never went by the apologetic “Princess Latifah”- Queens are the ones to order people’s heads off. I really want one of these custom crown rings, but I’m totally at a loss to the engraved part. Either way, the rustic [...]
Pwned!
I have the matching necklace, but this bracelet is such a nice, delicate (yes, delicate) combo of silver wrist candy and bondage. I must have one now. At $12, it’s a little bit of a steal, as well.
Make your own bitchy t-shirt
I have always abhored shirts with legends like “I Taught Your Boyfriend That Thing You Like”- besides violating the girlcode, they’re often hideous and poorly fitting. I’ve spent hours playing with Spreadshirt and the results are always better and cheaper than anything you’ll find at Mandee or T-Shirt Hell. Stencilry is an excellent resource for [...]
(Insert love hurts pun here)
I have been lusting after this sexxxxy necklace since I saw it on the surly chick at Gorilla a few months ago. The contrast of the matte-ified razor and the delicate little heart just slays me. And to me, it just says break my heart and I’ll put your balls in a vice.
An esoteric cigarette?
Nothing says cooler than you like foreign cigarettes. I never smoked until I got divorced, and when the stress wore me down, a long-burning, sweet-smelling clove made it somewhat better. I’ve tried regular smokes, but I remain loyal to my beloved Djarum Specials. One caveat, people do stop you to ask what you’re smoking. A [...]
Oh, the funny.
This made me laugh way more than necessary. To the left is the note, to the right is the response. Courtesy passive-aggressive notes from roommates, neighbors, coworkers and strangers.
Is this bed naughty, or is it nice?
Virginal white poster bed with delicate curves. But it’s a poster bed. We all know what happens in poster beds. It’s dead cheap, too.
Rocket fuel maker?
I drink a 5-shot espresso every morning. I really do. And I must endure the stale jokes like, “enjoy your flight!” by the pansy asses ordering a Chaiachino or some shit. I am intrigued by this nifty gadget that seems to magically produce four shots of espresso at once. Because, who [...]
