Aprons are generally dowdy things, yet in my experience, most bad girls love being in the kitchen. They’re currently out of stock at Pin-up Girl, but I definitely wanna snag one for my next dinner party. I will, of course, wear clothes with it, but how hot is this pic?
An apron that can only be described as burlesque…
Aprons are generally dowdy things, yet in my experience, most bad girls love being in the kitchen. They’re currently out of stock at Pin-up Girl, but I definitely wanna snag one for my next dinner party. I will, of course, wear clothes with it, but how hot is this pic?
Pwned!
I have the matching necklace, but this bracelet is such a nice, delicate (yes, delicate) combo of silver wrist candy and bondage. I must have one now. At $12, it’s a little bit of a steal, as well.
Make your own bitchy t-shirt
I have always abhored shirts with legends like “I Taught Your Boyfriend That Thing You Like”- besides violating the girlcode, they’re often hideous and poorly fitting. I’ve spent hours playing with Spreadshirt and the results are always better and cheaper than anything you’ll find at Mandee or T-Shirt Hell. Stencilry is an excellent resource for [...]
Fancy Pants.
It happens. Five Midori Sours and countless shots of baby Guinness and you’re arse-over-tit on Broadway. Spare yourself part of the embarrassment with a “I meant to do that” pair of the ridiculously named Rhumba Panties. If nothing else, they’re not gonna give you a killer wedgie.
I could eat lunch off your ass, y’know.
I love the juxtaposition of naughtiness and benign items. Like plates. My fetish for household accessories and my love of 50s Pin-ups have made me a sucker for this risque dinnerware. They just scream afternoon tea. With benefits.
I could eat lunch off your ass, y’know.
I love the juxtaposition of naughtiness and benign items. Like plates. My fetish for household accessories and my love of 50s Pin-ups have made me a sucker for this risque dinnerware. They just scream afternoon tea. With benefits.
An esoteric cigarette?
Nothing says cooler than you like foreign cigarettes. I never smoked until I got divorced, and when the stress wore me down, a long-burning, sweet-smelling clove made it somewhat better. I’ve tried regular smokes, but I remain loyal to my beloved Djarum Specials. One caveat, people do stop you to ask what you’re smoking. A [...]
Addicted to Dainties
I just loooove anything frilly and uncomfortable looking that isn’t a thong. Thongs, to me, go against all that is sexy- not only do they create the world’s most unflattering line, but they remind me of the cheesy girls I went to high-school with rocking over-tans and dark lipliner. Just gross. Avoid [...]
Is this bed naughty, or is it nice?
Virginal white poster bed with delicate curves. But it’s a poster bed. We all know what happens in poster beds. It’s dead cheap, too.
My favorite candy, as a body butter.
I have no personal restraint when it comes to Cadbury Creme Eggs. I have been addicted to them since I was a kid, and every year was disappointed when my basket did not only contain this variety of candy as per my daily lenten request. I love foodie scents, and I’d better get [...]
Licky skin soap…
I’m a sucker for indie body products. I’ve been entranced by The Bubble Roome since I discovered it. I love their espresso soap and their body butters look divine. But I’ve always subscribed to the theory that men are attracted by foodie smells, and this oatmeal soap looks just delicious.
Licky skin soap…
I’m a sucker for indie body products. I’ve been entranced by The Bubble Roome since I discovered it. I love their espresso soap and their body butters look divine. But I’ve always subscribed to the theory that men are attracted by foodie smells, and this oatmeal soap looks just delicious.
When the bough breaks?
Living in Brooklyn means limited space and all your money basically going to rent for the privilege of living in a closet. If I had a house is Wisconsin or Wyoming, I would totally purchase this super romantic and whimsical bed and still have room left over for like, a dresser or something.
Tree Bed, [...]
