I have a very, very serious addiction to ice cream. In all honestly, it must make up 20-25% of what I consume. This new range of New York ice creams has some awesome looking flavors and decent ingredients. I’m especially intrigued by Staten Island Landfill:
Staten [...]
Like the stuff they used to sell at Dairy Barn, but better!
Knuckle Sandwich Satchel
My love for accessories with edge is common knowledge by now. Whether or not this comes from my razorblade and black nail polish sporting grandma remains to be seen. I just fell in love with this wicked and simple red purse with a brass knuckle style handle. C’mon, shove me on the subway now… bitch.
God, there has gotta be a portmanteau in here *somewhere*!
Anyone who knows me knows I’ve got a soft spot for two musicians- Jay-Z (Brooklyn, stand up!) and Jack White. I was so excited to find this mash-up. And, like anything mixed with Jay-Zeezy, it works!
Via MyNinjaPlease.
Encore v. Doorbell
Princesses are pansies, I’m Queen Bitch
I’ve always loved how Lil’ Kim revels in the title of Queen Bitch, and Queen Latifah never went by the apologetic “Princess Latifah”- Queens are the ones to order people’s heads off. I really want one of these custom crown rings, but I’m totally at a loss to the engraved part. Either way, the rustic [...]
Princesses are pansies, I’m Queen Bitch
I’ve always loved how Lil’ Kim revels in the title of Queen Bitch, and Queen Latifah never went by the apologetic “Princess Latifah”- Queens are the ones to order people’s heads off. I really want one of these custom crown rings, but I’m totally at a loss to the engraved part. Either way, the rustic [...]
An apron that can only be described as burlesque…
Aprons are generally dowdy things, yet in my experience, most bad girls love being in the kitchen. They’re currently out of stock at Pin-up Girl, but I definitely wanna snag one for my next dinner party. I will, of course, wear clothes with it, but how hot is this pic?
An apron that can only be described as burlesque…
Aprons are generally dowdy things, yet in my experience, most bad girls love being in the kitchen. They’re currently out of stock at Pin-up Girl, but I definitely wanna snag one for my next dinner party. I will, of course, wear clothes with it, but how hot is this pic?
Sexy… yogurt?
I have talked everyone I know in real life and the internets to death about this damn yogurt. I never liked yogurt. It was like gelatinous, tastless, chalky goo sent to punish those of us with ass-jiggle for daring to want dairy. But then Fage Total became unavailable at Trader Joe’s and the provocative signage [...]
Sexy… yogurt?
I have talked everyone I know in real life and the internets to death about this damn yogurt. I never liked yogurt. It was like gelatinous, tastless, chalky goo sent to punish those of us with ass-jiggle for daring to want dairy. But then Fage Total became unavailable at Trader Joe’s and the provocative signage [...]
Make your own bitchy t-shirt
I have always abhored shirts with legends like “I Taught Your Boyfriend That Thing You Like”- besides violating the girlcode, they’re often hideous and poorly fitting. I’ve spent hours playing with Spreadshirt and the results are always better and cheaper than anything you’ll find at Mandee or T-Shirt Hell. Stencilry is an excellent resource for [...]
Fancy Pants.
It happens. Five Midori Sours and countless shots of baby Guinness and you’re arse-over-tit on Broadway. Spare yourself part of the embarrassment with a “I meant to do that” pair of the ridiculously named Rhumba Panties. If nothing else, they’re not gonna give you a killer wedgie.
An esoteric cigarette?
Nothing says cooler than you like foreign cigarettes. I never smoked until I got divorced, and when the stress wore me down, a long-burning, sweet-smelling clove made it somewhat better. I’ve tried regular smokes, but I remain loyal to my beloved Djarum Specials. One caveat, people do stop you to ask what you’re smoking. A [...]
Addicted to Dainties
I just loooove anything frilly and uncomfortable looking that isn’t a thong. Thongs, to me, go against all that is sexy- not only do they create the world’s most unflattering line, but they remind me of the cheesy girls I went to high-school with rocking over-tans and dark lipliner. Just gross. Avoid [...]
In Soviet Russia, vodka hides you.
I’m not even going to dig deeper and drag out a “Communist Par-tay” joke, but I love the retro feel of this steel flask. Seems like a good gift for a boyfriend, but I’d stash this in my purse any day of the week. Maybe every day of the week.
I bought the Hedonism Handbook, but I was too busy getting drunk and sleeping to read it.
I have to confess, I don’t actually own this book. But I love the concept of a handbook on hedonism. I can’t think of a subject more worthy of study.
Is this bed naughty, or is it nice?
Virginal white poster bed with delicate curves. But it’s a poster bed. We all know what happens in poster beds. It’s dead cheap, too.
My favorite candy, as a body butter.
I have no personal restraint when it comes to Cadbury Creme Eggs. I have been addicted to them since I was a kid, and every year was disappointed when my basket did not only contain this variety of candy as per my daily lenten request. I love foodie scents, and I’d better get [...]
