I’ve always loved how Lil’ Kim revels in the title of Queen Bitch, and Queen Latifah never went by the apologetic “Princess Latifah”- Queens are the ones to order people’s heads off. I really want one of these custom crown rings, but I’m totally at a loss to the engraved part. Either way, the rustic [...]
Princesses are pansies, I’m Queen Bitch
I’ve always loved how Lil’ Kim revels in the title of Queen Bitch, and Queen Latifah never went by the apologetic “Princess Latifah”- Queens are the ones to order people’s heads off. I really want one of these custom crown rings, but I’m totally at a loss to the engraved part. Either way, the rustic [...]
Useless and cute
I used to be a freelancer for MAC and Urban Decay. UD was far more pleasant to work for, no inherent attitude and still with the cute aprons. Of all the things I miss about doing makeup, the brush apron is what I miss the most. But how can one use this [...]
Fancy Pants.
It happens. Five Midori Sours and countless shots of baby Guinness and you’re arse-over-tit on Broadway. Spare yourself part of the embarrassment with a “I meant to do that” pair of the ridiculously named Rhumba Panties. If nothing else, they’re not gonna give you a killer wedgie.
The only black eyeliner you will ever need.
I came around to eyeliner quite late- I was freelancing for MAC and it became something I had to do. I instantly fell in love with a sharply, thinly kohl-lined eye. My basic look became pale gold shadow with kohl. I have messed around with every kohl under the sun, and I have never found [...]
I’m the fairest… bitch.
I’m totally digging this cheap mirror set from CB2. Indulge your vain impulses and adorn your walls. I love multi-tasking.
I’m the fairest… bitch.
I’m totally digging this cheap mirror set from CB2. Indulge your vain impulses and adorn your walls. I love multi-tasking.
You say I’m foolish, I only talk about jewels…
But as you can see, I have a weakness for cheap necklaces. And I work right above fucking girlprops, so half of my paycheck could just be sent to them for baubles. I had to have this big and sexy rockabilly crowned heart. And since there’s no going subtle, I got it [...]
You say I’m foolish, I only talk about jewels…
But as you can see, I have a weakness for cheap necklaces. And I work right above fucking girlprops, so half of my paycheck could just be sent to them for baubles. I had to have this big and sexy rockabilly crowned heart. And since there’s no going subtle, I got it [...]
Nameplates are not trashy.
Well, maybe just a little. I grew up on Long Island, where every girl of Italian descent is issued at least one before the age of 13. I endured constant ribbing for my tackiness, until stupid Carrie Bradshaw co-opted the least co-optible fashion trend ever. I really dig the cool disco style [...]
