Gryffindor, represent.

I am an unapologetic Harry Potter fangirl. I have a total penchant for Cosplay, and soon as I found these socks, I knew my rollergirl alter-ego had to have a pair. They’re so comfy and well-made, and the price is totally unbeatable. I especially like how you can sport your house colors [...]

You might mistake me for a player or pimp…

… been hit with a few shells, but I don’t walk with a limp.
I must have laughed for fifteen frickin’ minutes when I saw this shirt.  The thuggy reference and the silly font and images are just so damn cute.

You might mistake me for a player or pimp…

… been hit with a few shells, but I don’t walk with a limp.
I must have laughed for fifteen frickin’ minutes when I saw this shirt.  The thuggy reference and the silly font and images are just so damn cute.

Knuckle Sandwich Satchel

My love for accessories with edge is common knowledge by now.  Whether or not this comes from my razorblade and black nail polish sporting grandma remains to be seen.  I just fell in love with this wicked and simple red purse with a brass knuckle style handle.  C’mon, shove me on the subway now… bitch.

Lazy ass pants.

I have been strangely intrigued by these pants since my GMail pitched them to me a few weeks ago.  I can’t tell if they’re cutely casual or just lazy looking but I think I have to have a pair.  Does anyone else hate zippers and buttons?

Delicate and Strange

I love this super-delicate but slightly edgy pendant from CutXPaste.  It *is* a bone after all.  The clean, simple design and easily recogizable shape would look so sweet and pretty with a v-neck.

An apron that can only be described as burlesque…

Aprons are generally dowdy things, yet in my experience, most bad girls love being in the kitchen.  They’re currently out of stock at Pin-up Girl, but I definitely wanna snag one for my next dinner party.  I will, of course, wear clothes with it, but how hot is this pic?

An apron that can only be described as burlesque…

Aprons are generally dowdy things, yet in my experience, most bad girls love being in the kitchen.  They’re currently out of stock at Pin-up Girl, but I definitely wanna snag one for my next dinner party.  I will, of course, wear clothes with it, but how hot is this pic?

Make your own bitchy t-shirt

I have always abhored shirts with legends like “I Taught Your Boyfriend That Thing You Like”- besides violating the girlcode, they’re often hideous and poorly fitting.  I’ve spent hours playing with Spreadshirt and the results are always better and cheaper than anything you’ll find at Mandee or T-Shirt Hell.  Stencilry is an excellent resource for [...]

Fancy Pants.

It happens.  Five Midori Sours and countless shots of baby Guinness and you’re arse-over-tit on Broadway.  Spare yourself part of the embarrassment with a “I meant to do that” pair of the ridiculously named Rhumba Panties.  If nothing else, they’re not gonna give you a killer wedgie.

Addicted to Dainties

I just loooove anything frilly and uncomfortable looking that isn’t a thong. Thongs, to me, go against all that is sexy- not only do they create the world’s most unflattering line, but they remind me of the cheesy girls I went to high-school with rocking over-tans and dark lipliner. Just gross. Avoid [...]

You say I’m foolish, I only talk about jewels…

But as you can see, I have a weakness for cheap necklaces. And I work right above fucking girlprops, so half of my paycheck could just be sent to them for baubles. I had to have this big and sexy rockabilly crowned heart. And since there’s no going subtle, I got it [...]

You say I’m foolish, I only talk about jewels…

But as you can see, I have a weakness for cheap necklaces. And I work right above fucking girlprops, so half of my paycheck could just be sent to them for baubles. I had to have this big and sexy rockabilly crowned heart. And since there’s no going subtle, I got it [...]

Nameplates are not trashy.

Well, maybe just a little. I grew up on Long Island, where every girl of Italian descent is issued at least one before the age of 13. I endured constant ribbing for my tackiness, until stupid Carrie Bradshaw co-opted the least co-optible fashion trend ever. I really dig the cool disco style [...]